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Post by Tacoon on Jun 17, 2012 21:54:47 GMT -5
the saiyans had been made into a bitch-race by the ultimately powerful human race.
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Post by Azrael on Jun 17, 2012 22:04:20 GMT -5
and Tacoon ate a dick.
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Post by Tacoon on Jun 17, 2012 22:36:26 GMT -5
that was full of white chocolaty goodness, and in fact was just a dick-shaped chocolate.
Meanwhile, in this universe, Azrael is still steadily buttramming children
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AFRICANO
New Member
Ima Wild Boy
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Post by AFRICANO on Jun 17, 2012 23:49:42 GMT -5
at his shemale KKK member party when suddenly.....
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Post by Razor on Jun 17, 2012 23:59:19 GMT -5
Goku has beaten Frieza, one of the strongest beings in the universe at the time, leaving Muffin with...
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Post by Azrael on Jun 18, 2012 0:01:28 GMT -5
a huge boner for Tacoon's grandma.
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Post by Flying Muffin on Jun 19, 2012 17:12:13 GMT -5
so he summoned the dragon and killed himself. Only then were Codes sheep...
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Post by Flying Muffin on Jun 20, 2012 19:56:35 GMT -5
eradicated with Tacoon's Kamehameha because Tacoon had found out that Code plan to...
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Post by Codedie on Jun 21, 2012 12:38:35 GMT -5
Invade the brain of the hemophrodic pop star, Lady Gaga, to make the human race turn into...
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Post by Flying Muffin on Jun 22, 2012 14:16:20 GMT -5
crazy people who dress like bananas and fruits for no apparent reason. To undo this shenron was summoned by Goku and his friends. After the wish had been made the people of Earth were quite thankful o=. Ultimately Muffin teleported off of Earth because he realized everyone was there insane >.>. He teleported to...
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Post by Tacoon on Jun 22, 2012 17:37:05 GMT -5
Europe, circa 1939. He was quite unsure what world he was on, noneoftheless what realm he belonged to, anymore. He wandered around town... A ghost town, from the looks. Suddenly, he hears a loud boom. He turns around, and sees a barren war-torn landscape. The town behind him that seems so simple and mundane is a mascarade to the utter destruction and inhumanity that is before them. He wanders out into the wasteland, wondering what's he into and what is actually going on. Then, he sees them.
In its full force, the Nazi German army moved forward into Poland. Our hero is in shock and awe for what he sees before him. All under one single symbol, huge machines, unforeseen amounts of men holding strange metal pieces, who were throwing pellets at him, stood before him.
Prepared, our hero powers up. His uncertainty allows him to let his power reach unparalled heights. He creates a sonic boom, one strong enough to deafen all the enemy soldiers, and even lock up the tanks tread mechanism. He flies, flies like he hadn't ever, until he found the base, or so he assumed, of the people. After all, they had flags with the weird symbol all over it.
He charges past the guards into the base, crushing windpipes of those who even dare stop him. He bursts into a room with frantic squealing imminating from a backroom. The guards in the main room, though, immediately arm themself and line their crosshairs on the hero's skull. They fire, but as soon as their fingers twitch to pull the trigger, he has flown past them all and burst down the backroom door.
Inside, is a man of small stature. He is fucking another man in the ass. They're both completely naked, except the one who was receiving the buttramming had a sash that said "Codeshnitzel"
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Post by Tacoon on Jun 22, 2012 17:39:38 GMT -5
The man who was pumping had a pecuilar mustache. The hero immediately demands "WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE!", but the obviously evil man simply replies "Gutentag". The hero rushes the man, grabs him by the throat, and pick him up higher than his own hand. the man with the sash was crushed by the hero's boot, a tiny causality.
With the life being squeezed out of him, the evil man mutters something undeterminable, but as his last forced breath is made, he points behind the hero. The hero turns around slowly, and sees...
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Post by Codedie on Jun 22, 2012 18:00:59 GMT -5
A moon, with a smile, wide eyed and crazy approached the land from the sky above. A small ginger fellow with a mask danced around this moon. Suddenly the hero's vision cut to a black space with "12 Hours remaining" in big white letters. Then the hero's vision returned to the moon. Baffled, and unaware of what should he do next he began to...
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Post by Tacoon on Jun 23, 2012 11:32:19 GMT -5
eat his own genitalia, which made him...
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Post by Codedie on Jun 23, 2012 12:37:21 GMT -5
Warp to a new universe. This universe looked normal, it looked like earth. The hero, who no longer has genitals, walked casually down a street with blood literally pissing his pants. He stumbled upon a group of teenagers, no more than 5 of them who all wore hats backwards and baggy trousers. One in particular, looked up at the hero and said "u wot m8? o m8 r u looking at me? i fuk u up bruv" as he raised his hands to the sides. The hero looked at the chav, who was now approaching with his so called crew. The hero, now aware of his dire situation, the situation of being infected by stupidity had to act fast. That is when the hero decided to...
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